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قديم 20/09/2006, 11:50 AM
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Time To LAUGH

[align=left]Time To LAUGH

Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

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Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Santa : I was watching TV na....

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Thought for the Day!!!

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"



Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!

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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!




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قديم 20/09/2006, 04:38 PM
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If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

I like it
i will start calling my aunts minimum and maximum

thanks dear for the joks

wish u all da best



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قديم 20/09/2006, 05:39 PM
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Thought for the Day!!!

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?



Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai
thanx dear 4 ur joks

la 3dmnak



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قديم 21/09/2006, 09:01 PM
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Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.



hhhhh
nice joks
thanks brother
I'm waitting for your next topic



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